Mitaro Ziko Huku Nje Wacha Tu! Kenyan Tweep Slams Unknown Woman

In a claim that Daily Updates cannot authenticate, a Kenyan tweep has received backlash after her tweet that supposedly shares her pity on Kenyan men. The tweet explains a rather unusual scene where she listened to a lady's time in the loo.

While likening it to the Victoria Falls is a bit of a stretch, the sound of the session must have been loud enough for her to rush to Twitter.

Enyewe nahurumia mans..
Mitaro ziko huku nje wacha tu🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙃🙃
Nimeingia washrooms so next loo ingias a chic amekazwa I guess,honestly even the sound of Victoria falls is better waah..
Si mfanye kegel exercises ama hamjui ni nini?

— Paige Marete (@PaigeMarete) March 3, 2020

The comments came in thick and fast.

Hizo phat coochie ndio uwa clutch...akinyora sound nikaa chipo pale Sanford zimedipiwa kwa mafuta 😂😂😂😂😂

— EL CAPO (@KMeja) March 4, 2020

Uhm... Women don't pee from the vagina. pic.twitter.com/Q8d1z0i8G5

— Stepho (@IamSteffy) March 4, 2020

Hehehe Men also need kegel excercises their stained underpants even with jik remain stained it’s a concern to their wives

— Ghettoqueen (@Ghettoq53463759) March 4, 2020

It got weirder before it got better.

So y’all don’t even know about “Urethral intercourse?SMH🤔🤔🤔

— Paige Marete (@PaigeMarete) March 4, 2020

To runaway from the harsh replies and fun that was made of her, she hid some of the replies.

Follow the train here:The tweets are here

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