How A Kikuyu Lady Tried To Trick A White Man From Britain Into Taking Her Home From The Club

My Uber driver driver just told me a hilarious story from last night Mercury shenanigans. So last night, this girl angukias a John Smith from Britain. Ivy league educated koso koso.

They leave the club in the same club. Waitherero is hopeful of spending the night at John Smiths House in Loresho. But last minute he decides "I'm not that h*rny tonight" and chooses to drop her home instead. Then it gets interesting.

John: I wanna drop you home first.... Where do you live?
Waitherero: ummm... Uhh Kirereshwa... Some flats there
John: Driver... Let's go to Kileleshwa.

They get to Kileleshwa and John is asking Waitherero "What's your house number?" to which she replies "32 B". But there is no 32 B at those furnished apartments 🤣🤣🤣.

In fact the watchman gets mad and chases them away for disturbance. So John and the driver are shaken and confused looking at Waitherero like, "We need answers lady."

In the awkward silence Waitherero says, "My big sister lives in Kileleshwa but I have forgotten where." John being a gentleman replies, "It's okay... We can drop you home. I want you to be safe".

Waitherero is now tense thinking "What to do? What to do?" In Kiswahili she tells the driver "Nipelekange tuu Tao nitajipanga" to which the driver obliges. John assumes he has been given directions.

In between the Kile to Town trip Waitherero tries a desperate last dash attempt to spend the night at Loresho by saying, "I'm soo drunk" and blacking out. But John is a gentleman. He buys a liter of water from the supermarket and urges her "Drink this up."

Waitherero has run out of tricks and is dropped in town. Once there, she hurriedly runs out of the vehicle never to be seen again. Obviously Gentleman John is worried but he hadn't taken her number. So he is taken back to Loresho a worried man 😂.

Anyway, that's the story of how John Smith. An innocent expat who decided to not get l*id evaded a finesse from Waitherero from Buru 🤣🤣🤣. I'm still in the Uber laughing as I type this. Finna give him 5 stars and a good tip 😂😂😂.

This story was heard and told by @ArumSam_ on Twitter.

My Uber driver driver just told me a hilarious story from last night Mercury shenanigans.... So last night, this girl angukias a John Smith from Britain. Ivy league educated koso koso....

— A 🇰🇪 (@ArumSam_) March 30, 2019

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How A Kenyan DJ Almost Raped A Girl He Claims He Bought Drinks But Refused To Go Home With Him

So last night as I'm driving out of Mercury I notice some commotion outside. This girl is being dragged across the parking lot by a heavily built guy as another girl is running after him crying, pleading with him. There's another two guys following behind pleading with heavyset guy.
Heavyset guy drags the girl some meters away and is visibly violent with those around him. I pull up next to them and ask one of the other two guys what's going on. He says heavyset is trying to rape the girl because he bought her drinks and now she's refused to go home with him!

I pull over and jump out to go help. So I ask heavyset what the problem is and he reiterates that she must go with him or pay the money back.

I ask him how much money tumlipe then he say(wait for it) 7K! He's now yelling at me, all the way belligerent saying, 'anilipe hiyo 7K ama naenda na yeye kwa nguvu!'

So one of the othere guys is hella worked up and yelling at heavyset, 'huwezi fanya hivyo! Hiyo ni rape! Huwezi rape dame maze!' Heavyset is now pulling the girl by her hair trying to force her into a black Fielder.

He's much bigger than all of us so it's obvious we can't take him down. the other girl is now hysterical crying and begging us to help them saying, 'he's trying to rape my cousin because he bought us drinks in the club and she won't go home with him.'

Some dudes try to help but heavyset starts hitting all of us as he drags the girl. I start yelling for help and ask the parking lot guards to help us.

Meanwhile, heavyset is yelling, 'sikuachilii. lazima niende na wewe. Unafikiria hizo drinks zilikua za bure? Lazima!'

By this time, folks on the @MercuryABC terrace are watching but no one is coming out to help. Heavyset has a bouncers body and perhaps inebriated so he's overpowering all of us saying he must rape her and there's nothing we're going to do.

We continue screaming and finally the @MercuryABC bouncers come to help. They pull him off the girl and as one of the other guys tryies to stop him, he swings at him and starts hitting him and grabs the girl back!

The bouncers and parking lot guards manage to overpower him again and we tell the girls to RUN! Poor girls are hysterical and still crying so they hesitate and he tries to grab her again.

Thankfully, bouncers stop him and the girls manage to get away. We're left with heavyset swinging at everyone and one of the other guys trying to get back at him.

So one of the other guys is yelling 'rapist' at heavyset and telling him, 'huwezi fanyia hivyo madem ati juu amekataa kwenda nawewe!' Heavyset is yelling back, 'lazima! si amekunywa drinks!'

Turns out even these twp other guys don't know the girls found heavyset trying to rape her and of course had to help. Says his cousin was raped and it was the most painful thing and he can't let it happen on his watch.

One waiter tells me the girls went back inside so I go to look for them so I can drop them off somewhere/get them an Uber since the maniac is still fighting people in the parking lot asking for 'haki yangu.'

I didn't find the girls but the @MercuryABC staff know heavyset because he used to play there a while back and tell me his name is @DJeejayEazyb!

This story was witnessed and told by Twitter user, Queen of Saigon.

So last night as I'm driving out of Mercury I notice some commotion outside. This girl is being dragged across the parking lot by a heavily built guy as another girl is running after him crying, pleading with him. There's another 2 guys following behind pleading with heavyset guy

— Queen Of Saigon (@ItsLynnie) March 30, 2019

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Dismay As Kenya Rugby Union Appoints Man To Head Women Committee

For reasons unknown, the Kenya Rugby Union appointed one Moses Ndale to head the women committee of the union. 

The Kenya Rugby Union Board of Directors wishes to announce to all Affiliates, Sponsors and the rugby fraternity that it has appointed lan Mugambi as the Hon. Secretary of the KRU Board.

This appointment is made pursuant to Clause 10.10 of the KRU constitution which empowers the Board to fill a casual vacancy of an Officer of the Union. lan replaces Geoffrey Gangla who was elected KRU Chairman in the just concluded AGM. Additionally, he will chair the Discipline and By Laws Docket and will serve in the Finance and Administration committees. .

Ian Mugambi brings along a wealth of experience from his previous tenure as a board member he has served as a committee chairman in the dockets of National Squads, Commercial and Media  & Communication. Prior to joining the Board, lan was the Chairman of Biak Blad RFC.

Other-Board sub-committees will be headed and managed by:

Women Committee — Moses Ndale

League and Competitions Committee - Hilary Itela

Commercial Committee - John Kilonzo assisted by Thomas Opiyo 

National Squads Committee - Raymond Olendo assisted by Oscar Mango 

Development Committee - Kikechi Kombo

Finance and Admin Committee - Joshua Aroni & lan Mugambi 

Communication & Media Committee - lan Mugambi

The Board wishes to congratulate lan on his new appointment and wishes him the very best as he serves the game in the new capacity. We trust that all stakeholders will accord lan and the new sub-committee chairman the support required to successfully execute their functions.

Lee Oduor Gangla

KRU Chairman — March 28, 2019 

Statement on Kenya Rugby Union Board Appointments https://t.co/uvzRwI6hFw pic.twitter.com/sOxqsStWPX

— Kenya Rugby (@OfficialKRU) March 28, 2019

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Former Mr Natalie Tewa Moves On Quickly, Parties With Vera Sidika In Strip Club

After a dirty public fight and nasty breakup from vlogger Natalie Tewa, photographer Rnaze seems to have moved on. Notorious socialite Vera Sidika posted a video of Rnaze, Kagwe Mungai and herself celebrating at the XS Millionaires Club.

Life has to move on.

And it seems it moved on pretty quickly.

READ: Rnaze Quickly Gains Access To Vera Sidika's Servers After Dumping Natalie Tewa

Here are the videos:

Vera wishes him a happy birthday as they continue to have a fun night perhaps to forget every bad thing that happened.

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Rnaze Quickly Gains Access To Vera Sidika's Servers After Dumping Natalie Tewa

Shimo La Tewa spilled all the beans, now the whole country knows that Moses "Rnaze" Mukiibi didn't even own a phone when he met Shimo but the man is not taking a beating. 
By Natalie Tewa's own admission, she was only in the relationship for the six packs and a good letter (D) in the alphabet.
This could have been the same thing Vera Sidika was after when she hosted Moses Mukiibi last night. Rnaze who was celebrating his 30th birthday was in the company of Kagwe Mungai, Vera Sidika and other fairly unknown individuals at the X/S Millionaires Club in Nairobi.
Rnaze uploaded videos of Vera Sidika wishing him a happy birthday and seemingly looking very excited to be in his presence.

READ: Former Mr Natalie Tewa Moves On Quickly, Parties With Vera Sidika In Strip Club

Kenyans in their unmatched wisdom have deciphered the Instagram posts as Rnaze's way of getting back at Shimo La Tewa for humiliating him and causing irreparable damage to his public image over the past three days.
The same Kenyans have also decided that he smashed Vera, a woman with more visible features than Natalie Tewa. Revenge at the highest levels.

Vera Sidika had to get her own share of attention from all the drama yesterday pic.twitter.com/9xJSbLzkxg

— Dan Riro 🇰🇪 (@Danfar_) March 29, 2019

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Gospel Gossip Monger Ringtone Apoko Slams Nandy And Willy Pozze

Ringtone arrives with gossip to feed the masses

In an Instagram post that is as unexpected as they come, upcoming gospel musician Ringtone Apoko took a swipe at Willy Pozze and Tanzanian star Nandy. He claims that the songstress aborted Willy Paul's pregnancy. Should we believe him?

ringtoneapoko

JE? @officialnandyULITOA MIMBA YA @willy.paul.msafiWillypozei ametangaza sana na analia kindanindani ....TUMESIKITIKA SANA KUSKIA HIVYO.KAMA NI KWELI TAFADHARI TUBU HIYO DHAMBI🙏🙏🙏DONT HATE ME @officialnandyAm trying to help you get back to God
@cloudsfmtz @millardayo@simulizinasauti @umbeatz_@msetoeastafrica @mzaziwillytuva

Of course, the comments came in:

jeflynmwendwa

Mkamba mmoja ajitolee aturogee huyu mtu aki.

mum_lavinia

Jeez!are you really a man?Uko na kiherehere kuliko mharo😏😏😏Mr holier than thou

jyllianjean

I hope this is no stupid game otherwise this man should be taken to court for tarnishing people’s name

angela_254

Those saying apewe bra na panty how dare you disrespect women like that?😑 huyu ng'ombe mmoja ajitolee tu ampe mkia na pembe awe ng'ombe kamili

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Shimo La Tewa Joke That Sunk Natalie-Rnaze Relation Ship

Unfortunately, the world has no mercy on you even if you are a celebrity and you do something controversial. Scandal is scandal and vlogger couple Natalie Tewa and Rnaze ended their relationship in a messy breakup. The story has dominated grapevine and discussion circles as both parties claim innocence.

As rumours and versions of stories flooded the interweb, one mean joke caught our eye:

Ouch. Is this just a hater?

Many more had jumped on the bandwagon:

When you see the beauty of "Natalie Tewa" and at the same time realize yeye ni "Shimo La Tewa" pic.twitter.com/p3eDH7UeF0

— #MrBlast (@jymogy) March 28, 2019

Shimo la tewa na Natalie tewa

If you know you know 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/713HSE5AcV

— Leeroy_Lamar 🐐 (@LEEROYLAMAR2) March 28, 2019

So Natalie Tewa & Rnaze broke up coz the former gave her *Shimo la Tewa* to another nigga?

— It'sJeff🇰🇪 (@_KakaJeff) March 28, 2019

cheating isn't excusable. but what mans did was childish. He'll probably realize this one day, after he's moved on from Shimo La Tewa

— Sir James Sidney (@ChildOfMusica) March 28, 2019

Natalie Tewa calling boyfriend broke nigga. Lilian Muli too called ex hubby community husband. Betty Kyalo is another Shimo la Tewa. What is happening with these socialites ?

— Rein (@Asamoh_) March 28, 2019

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Mogadishu Bleeds As Al Shabaab Attack 7 Times In A Bloody Week

Harsh sirens tore through Mogadishu's afternoon air as ambulances raced to an explosion scene. This is a developing story and so far at least 11 have been reported dead in the Somali capital. A respected journalist believes that this is all Al Shabaab.

The news broke:

BREAKING: Huge explosion reported in Mogadishu, shattering windows in far away buildings - witnes.

— Harun Maruf (@HarunMaruf) March 28, 2019

@HarunMaruf this seems to be every day now - at leat in last week. Does it suggest a sustained, ongoing AS campaign against FGS with no answer? If so - why now? https://t.co/4Ve3D1KoL5

— Rageh Omaar (@ragehomaar) March 28, 2019

 @HarunMaruf this seems to be every day now - at leat in last week. Does it suggest a sustained, ongoing AS campaign against FGS with no answer? If so - why now? https://t.co/4Ve3D1KoL5

— Rageh Omaar (@ragehomaar) March 28, 2019

There could be several reasons including one you mentioned - a)they sense serous lapses and want to build momentum, b) they smuggled lots of bombs into the city lately and want to cause havoc, c) also possible that they may have lost key figures in airstrikes and want revenge. https://t.co/xG3bPcixw2

— Harun Maruf (@HarunMaruf) March 28, 2019

 There could be several reasons including one you mentioned - a)they sense serous lapses and want to build momentum, b) they smuggled lots of bombs into the city lately and want to cause havoc, c) also possible that they may have lost key figures in airstrikes and want revenge. https://t.co/xG3bPcixw2

— Harun Maruf (@HarunMaruf) March 28, 2019

Mogadishu attacks:
March 21: Car bomb kills civil engineer
March 23: Complex attack kills 15
March 23: Two IEDs kill 2 in ex-Cobtrol
March 25: Car bomb kills Univ. staffer
March 26: Car bomb kills 14yo boy
March 27: IED kills 1, Police Cmdr survives
March 28: Car bomb kills 11

— Harun Maruf (@HarunMaruf) March 28, 2019

Mogadishu attacks:
March 21: Car bomb kills civil engineer
March 23: Complex attack kills 15
March 23: Two IEDs kill 2 in ex-Cobtrol
March 25: Car bomb kills Univ. staffer
March 26: Car bomb kills 14yo boy
March 27: IED kills 1, Police Cmdr survives
March 28: Car bomb kills 11

— Harun Maruf (@HarunMaruf) March 28, 2019

BREAKING: 11 dead 16 injured in Mogadishu car bomb outside a restaurant on Maka Al-Mukarama Road - Ambulance Service

— Harun Maruf (@HarunMaruf) March 28, 2019

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David Ndii Vs Miguna War Season 2 Is Here. It's Glorious

In a war that seems to have serious scores to settle, General Miguna continues to exchange words with David Ndii.

This time they talk about a lunch, that Ndii boasts to have paid the bill for.

pic.twitter.com/x0Q737sFbY

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 28, 2019

Ndii, stop digging. You have already exposed yourself to be just another cowardly opportunist who was all along looking for money. If I am an anarchist, why did you join my FINAL STAND THINK TANK in 2017? Why did your fellow NASA cowards join the NRMKe and attend the swearing-in?

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 28, 2019

 Ndii, stop digging. You have already exposed yourself to be just another cowardly opportunist who was all along looking for money. If I am an anarchist, why did you join my FINAL STAND THINK TANK in 2017? Why did your fellow NASA cowards join the NRMKe and attend the swearing-in?

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 28, 2019

Your one meeting think tank. Remind me, who paid the bill?

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 28, 2019

 Your one meeting think tank. Remind me, who paid the bill?

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 28, 2019

The Open Society did and I am the one who sourced the funds. You have not accounted for the Shs. 5 million they sent us through your friend's organization. I will expose you badly if you continue digging. Kenyans still remember.

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 28, 2019

The Open Society did and I am the one who sourced the funds. You have not accounted for the Shs. 5 million they sent us through your friend's organization. I will expose you badly if you continue digging. Kenyans still remember.
— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 28, 2019


Hmm..what 5 million?


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Find A Woman Who Looks At You The Way Rachel Looks At DP Ruto

While praising the church today,  DP William Ruto commended the Church for its far-reaching impact in promoting education and health; ministering God's word and creating a better place for us to live in peace, unity and harmony. The Bible teaches us that the people who know God will be strong and do great exploits.

The tweet carries a photograph of Mama Rachel looking at her husband like this like that, uh huh.

We commend the Church for its far-reaching impact in promoting education and health; ministering God's word and creating a better place for us to live in peace, unity and harmony. The Bible teaches us that the people who know God will be strong and do great exploits. pic.twitter.com/odeJtrHpcW

— William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto) March 28, 2019

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South African Man Admits Rev Lucy Natasha Spits Better Bars Than Cardi B

A South African man took to Twitter to express his admiration for Rev Lucy Natasha's lyrical prowess. In a video during a sermon, Rev Natasha preaches about slay queens forgetting that many think she is the head girl of the Slayqueen Association of Kenya (SAK).

We do not know where he found the video but it started here:

Don't know why this finished me so much but she has bars for days. If the pulpit doesn't work out, she can give Cardi a run for her money 😂🤣😂🤣 heeeeeeheee pic.twitter.com/hpNQBcHqjr

— Khaya Dlanga (@khayadlanga) March 27, 2019

Don't know why this finished me so much but she has bars for days. If the pulpit doesn't work out, she can give Cardi a run for her money 😂🤣😂🤣 heeeeeeheee pic.twitter.com/hpNQBcHqjr

— Khaya Dlanga (@khayadlanga) March 27, 2019

Rev Natasha says:

Guys, there is a difference between a slay queen and a real queen
A slay queen checks what a man drives, but a real queen checks what drives the man

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe

A slay queen wants to know where you are coming from, but a real queen wants to know where you are going

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

A slay queen wants to know where you live, but a real queen wants to know what lives in you

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

A slay queen wants  to know the size of your television, but a real queen wants to know the size of your vision

So that she can ask, you know?

Can my substance match with your vision?  aaah

We are real queens 

It takes a king to spot a queen

and it takes a queen to spot a king

End 😊 😊 


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Drama As Ms Sungura Is Sworn In By CJ Maraga Holding Bible Upside Down

Chief Justice of Kenya David Maraga today presided over the swearing-in of Betty Sungura-Nyabuto as the new Secretary of the National Gender and Equality Commision at the Supreme Court. All was well until a keen eye noticed that Ms Sungura was holding the bible upside down.

We zoomed in:

Probably just an error amidst the excitement of being sworn in to the role.

Today, I presided over the swearing-in of Betty Sungura-Nyabuto as the new Secretary of the National Gender and Equality Commision at the Supreme Court. I wish her and the entire NGEC team well as they serve Kenyans. pic.twitter.com/9pYxYL3uv8

— David Maraga (@dkmaraga) March 27, 2019

Today, I presided over the swearing-in of Betty Sungura-Nyabuto as the new Secretary of the National Gender and Equality Commision at the Supreme Court. I wish her and the entire NGEC team well as they serve Kenyans. pic.twitter.com/9pYxYL3uv8

— David Maraga (@dkmaraga) March 27, 2019

Ah, let the comments roll in.

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Unakunja Sura Kama Suruali Za Muthurwa, Fan Buries Dr Kingori In Exceptional Roast

Comedian Dr King'ori shared a cute picture of his daughter on Twitter, sharing a glimpse into his life. He is holding his daughter in the pic and he says that it is her favourite chilling place.

He has contorted his face into a semi smile that got Kenyans bothered. Because he is a comedian, they decided to give it back the best way he knows how. Through comedy.

Evidence that good things can come from a dark place😎
NB
This is my little lady's favorite chilling place😉 pic.twitter.com/2tcLU7DHLa

— Dr. King'ori (@Dr_Kingori) March 26, 2019

Evidence that good things can come from a dark place😎
NB
This is my little lady's favorite chilling place😉 pic.twitter.com/2tcLU7DHLa

— Dr. King'ori (@Dr_Kingori) March 26, 2019

Then the fan strolled in:

Lazima ukunje kunje sura kama suruali za muthurwa

— Chizi_flanii🇰🇪 (@ThuoIrungu1) March 27, 2019

Lazima ukunje kunje sura kama suruali za muthurwa

— Chizi_flanii🇰🇪 (@ThuoIrungu1) March 27, 2019

And another:

Congrats Daktari.
Lakini tengeneza hiyo WiFi Signal iko kwa fore head. Haiko strong,iko crooked 😭😭😭

— ben (@14may125) March 27, 2019

Congrats Daktari.
Lakini tengeneza hiyo WiFi Signal iko kwa fore head. Haiko strong,iko crooked 😭😭😭

— ben (@14may125) March 27, 2019

Ah, to be a celebrity.

The ref waves, play on.

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US Ambassador Kyle McCarter Ignores Rumours, Pledges To Work With DP Ruto

While confirming that the ties between America and Kenya are strong, DP Ruto said that they will continue to explore more opportunities in the partnership.

This is for the benefit of citizens of both nations. US Ambassador to Kenya Kyle McCarter says that Washington DC plans to cooperate with Kenya in health and even renewable energy amongst others.

DP Ruto shared pictures on Twitter:

During talks with @USAmbKenya at the Karen office, Nairobi County. pic.twitter.com/wxsrs8itjz

— William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto) March 26, 2019

Kenya and the US are engaged to bolster trade ties and explore new opportunities to advance commerce, which will be mutually beneficial. This is in line with Washington's desire to deepen collaboration in manufacturing, renewable energy, health and our push to actualise Big Four. pic.twitter.com/FPiX7YBgDE

— William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto) March 26, 2019

The Deputy President has faced a lot of backlash with several saying that he is heavily involved in corruption in Kenya.

He has defended himself saying that corruption fighting agencies are being misused to target him.

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Evergreen Museveni Wears Suit In Sweltering Mombasa Heat. Kenyans Advise Him

In the meeting with Uhuru Kenyatta in Mombasa, Uganda's evergreen president had his suit on. All know that the coast can get very hot, but we never know, maybe M7 had a plan.

In a tweet shared by Governor Hassan Joho, a photo of M7, President Kenyatta and Joho is seen.

Both Kenyans are in bright color shirts while Museveni is warmly tucked in his expensive suit.

It is my privilege and that of County 001 to host Ugandan President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni.

I joined President H.E Uhuru Kenyatta in welcoming H.E @KagutaMuseveni at Moi International Airport, Mombasa | @StateHouseKenya #KaribuniMombasa #KenyaUgandaRelations pic.twitter.com/E35zqbRzK8

— Governor Hassan Joho (@HassanAliJoho) March 27, 2019

Kenyans came through with advice:

Ambia mzee atoe suit..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.#KenyaUgandaRelations

— Alex gideyi (@alexgideyi) March 27, 2019

Hatuvai suti Mombasa. Mwaarifu!

— Mswahili Bandia (@MswahiliBandia) March 27, 2019

Come on you can't tell Museven that mombasa is hot people go there with shots

— BIGFISH 🐬 🇰🇪 (@to_Clive) March 27, 2019

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Kenyans Accuse Julie Gichuru Of Hypocrisy And Reminds Her Of All Her Past Sins

Julie Gichuru is no longer the influential television host of a news show comparable to a Hollywood blockbuster and therefore anything she says can be challenged in the court of public opinion. 
That is exactly what happened when Julie saw the speck in the newspapers' eyes while Kenyans felt she had a beam in her own.
Just recently when a teacher, Peter Tabichi, won the Global Teacher Prize, Julie Gichuru took issue with the fact that all the newspapers in the country chose to run political headlines in their front pages and chose to ignore the achievements of Peter Tabichi.

Dear Kenyan newspapers,
Why on earth is @PeterTabichi @TeacherPrize win not a headline?
The rest of the world has his story front and centre but you don't see the merit?
That's why I don't buy newspapers anymore. #Priorities #HongeraTabichi #AfricaForTheWin #GESF #GTP pic.twitter.com/9GlG5PqYts

— Julie Gichuru (@JulieGichuru) March 25, 2019

While Kenyans agreed to a larger extent with her sentiments that the newspapers had misplaced priorities, many felt that she was in no position whatsoever to question the newspapers owing to her dirty past.

When you were also a news presenter you used to interview despots instead of outstanding Kenyans..

— TrueKenyan (@ag_githu) March 25, 2019

Julie, Akothee went and did great things in Turkana and this is your best? Go back whence you've been. We were almost forgetting your kind

— Mutabaruka (@kapitimani) March 25, 2019

You are part of the problems in this country, during your time in mainstream media you did what you are complaining about. During the election campaigns you did the same PR for politicians. You can't pretend to be different, just sit down.

— rashid swaleh (@RSwaleh) March 25, 2019

Why would you buy our papers when you are in Dubai? We're more messed up since you introduced gambling to our many social ills

— Long Stroke (@putitinside18) March 25, 2019

The same reason why you blamed others for Jubilee's killings and dustruction of our country

— Oyugi Oyugi (@gordon_oyugi) March 25, 2019

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Your Husband Is Very Generous With Massage Girls! Agitated Kenyan Tears Into Julie Gichuru

Julie Gichuru, a once decorated news anchor and the most sought after discussion moderator, is on the receiving end of hellfire from a section of Kenyans who accuse her of being at the front-line of sanitizing wrongs committed by those can afford to buy her influence.
Just recently when a teacher, Peter Tabichi, won the Global Teacher Prize, Julie Gichuru took issue with the fact that all the newspapers in the country chose to run political headlines in their front pages and chose to ignore the achievements of Peter Tabichi.
While Kenyans agreed to a larger extent with her sentiments that the newspapers had misplaced priorities, many felt that she was in no position whatsoever to question the newspapers owing to her dirty past.
The replies to her two cents were brutal but one particular Kenyan was not taking any prisoners when he responded to Julie Gichuru.
The Twitter user by the name Martin TheReal was so brutal in his remarks he took a jibe at Julie Gichuru's husband Anthony Gichuru who was not even party to Julie Gichuru's engagements with Kenyans on Twitter.
According to Martin, Anthony Gichuru is a man who is very generous with massage girls in Hurlingham, Nairobi. The massage girls Martin alludes to are known to provide, beside the massage service, another service popularly known as the happy ending within Kenya's sinners' circle.

Dear Julie Gichuru, Kenyans are working so hard to undo the mess your father-in-law got us into. As if that was not enough, you are profiteers of gambling. FYI, your husband is very generous with massage girls in Hurlingham. Take a back seat, you have no moral pedestal!!

Dear Julie Gichuru,
Kenyans are working so hard to undo the mess your father-in-law got us into. As if that was not enough, you are profiteers of gambling. FYI, your husband is very generous with massage girls in Hurlingham. Take a back seat, you have no moral pedestal!! https://t.co/y2OsUsWlsB

— KWETU (@Martin_TheReal) March 25, 2019

It is not clear where Martin came to know of this and we cannot confirm at this point that Anthony Gichuru is a fan of the ladies of the happy ending.
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Miguna Miguna Vehemently Denies Ever Working With Dreaded NIS

After the shocking off hand comment by economist David Ndii, Miguna Miguna came out to vehemently deny ever working with the NIS. Mr Ndii insinuated that Miguna worked with the NIS in releasing a book that heavily criticized Raila Odinga.

Now that you bring the mole subject up, did the NIS sponsor your first book on Raila? Did you meet Gichangi on the same? Please reflect on your responses carefully.

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 26, 2019

Miguna quickly denied this claim:

Other than NIS agents and @PoliceKE who have been trying to kill me since 1987, I have never met or worked with the NIS. Never. To prove it: I've been fighting PNU, @JubileePartyK and the despots around Uhuru Kenyatta for years yet even they cannot table the non-existing evidence

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

 Other than NIS agents and @PoliceKE who have been trying to kill me since 1987, I have never met or worked with the NIS. Never. To prove it: I've been fighting PNU, @JubileePartyK and the despots around Uhuru Kenyatta for years yet even they cannot table the non-existing evidence

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

He continued denying it:

Uhuru Kenyatta that @RailaOdinga and @DavidNdii surrendered to heads and controls the NIS. Let them publish their evidence. We demand to see it. Yes, I want to see a cheque from the NIS or payment voucher or any credible evidence of an NIS payment to me. It doesn't exist.

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

Uhuru Kenyatta that @RailaOdinga and @DavidNdii surrendered to heads and controls the NIS. Let them publish their evidence. We demand to see it. Yes, I want to see a cheque from the NIS or payment voucher or any credible evidence of an NIS payment to me. It doesn't exist.

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

And he added more:

Ndii, you know the answer, which is NO. I attacked the NIS, Jomo Kenyattaa, Uhuru Kenyatta, William Ruto and all the KANU renegades in my 5th book; not the first one. Just because you are a reactionary economist who has worked for successive KANU regimes doesn't delegitimize me.

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

Ndii, you know the answer, which is NO. I attacked the NIS, Jomo Kenyattaa, Uhuru Kenyatta, William Ruto and all the KANU renegades in my 5th book; not the first one. Just because you are a reactionary economist who has worked for successive KANU regimes doesn't delegitimize me.

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

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Did NRM General Miguna Work With Dreaded NIS? Shocking Confession

After the Twitter battle between economist David Ndii and Miguna Miguna raged on, a shocking claim came to light. As unconfirmed as it is, David Ndii must have had a reason why he chose to use it.

Miguna spoke of how David Ndii acted like a coward:

That's naive. @DavidNdii has been in Kenya from August 8, 2017 to date. He was in Kenya when my house was destroyed, I was abducted, detained, tortured and forced out of Kenya. He never even went to court or my house. Let him start the revolution and stop behaving like a coward.

— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

That's naive. @DavidNdii has been in Kenya from August 8, 2017 to date. He was in Kenya when my house was destroyed, I was abducted, detained, tortured and forced out of Kenya. He never even went to court or my house. Let him start the revolution and stop behaving like a coward.


— Dr. Miguna Miguna (@MigunaMiguna) March 26, 2019

I thought we are agreed I no revolutionary, why you appealing to me? You opportunistically jumped onto our protest after failed run for office and voting for Kenyatta. You got your 15 mins of fame. Now, Mr. Che Guevera take that and your NIS bots and head for the hills.

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 26, 2019

I thought we are agreed I no revolutionary, why you appealing to me? You opportunistically jumped onto our protest after failed run for office and voting for Kenyatta. You got your 15 mins of fame. Now, Mr. Che Guevera take that and your NIS bots and head for the hills.

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 26, 2019

David Ndii mentions Miguna's NIS bots.

In another tweet, he again mentions the intelligence service NIS.

Now that you bring the mole subject up, did the NIS sponsor your first book on Raila? Did you meet Gichangi on the same? Please reflect on your responses carefully.

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 26, 2019

Now that you bring the mole subject up, did the NIS sponsor your first book on Raila? Did you meet Gichangi on the same? Please reflect on your responses carefully.

— David Ndii (@DavidNdii) March 26, 2019

What do we not know?

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