Saturday, 18 May 2019

How Far Do You Travel To Get Laid? Twitter Remembers Crazy Sekscapades

How Far Do You Travel To Get Laid? Twitter Relives Crazy Sekscapades

 In the search for that adrenaline fix or surrendering to your body's thirst, how far have you ever traveled to go get some? Twitter users reminisced the crazy distances and times they have traveled to get a nut. Hundreds of kilometers to doing 20 kilometers thrice, we look at why mind over body sometimes does not work.

 It started from user @MediaMK sharing his memories:
Yenyewe growth is growth. Nilikuwa nakuja all the way to Karen for strokes 😂😂😂😂😂 foolishness

Then in solidarity, more users shared their stories:
Some were definitely worth the trouble. As for others,...
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David Ndii Rubbishes Wetangula's Hot Phonecall Expose On Gold Scam

David Ndii Rubbishes Wetangula's Hot Phonecall Expose On Gold Scam
In his increased activity on Twitter, economist David Ndii can always be found commenting on a trending topic or on how the current government is failing in its duties. A recording of a phone call surfaced online of how Moses Wetangula is allegedly involved in a fake gold scam that involves Arab royalty.

 A concerned Kenyan asked him:
He had been talking of the rampant corruption and theft witnessed with the current government.

 He responded:
He argues that this call is not recent enough to be connected with the latest fake gold scandal but seems to agree that it is indeed the politician speaking.

 In recent weeks, several conmen have been arrested for their deals in fake gold with foreigners.
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Friday, 17 May 2019

Eric Kiraithe Tried To Be Government's Eyes and Ears, Failed To Be Government's Eyes and Ears


Eric Kiraithe Tried To Be Government's Mouthpiece, Failed To Be Government's Mouthpiece

A decorated police officer thought his discipline and straight way of doing things would work in a political office, oh God, how miserably he failed!

The outgoing government spokesperson is so disappointed of the office he served in, he wants it overhauled altogether. The man, Eric Kiraithe, claims that the disorganization and the ever elusive fame that comes with appearing on television made his mandate almost impossible to deliver.

According to Eric Kiraithe, the common man in the streets cannot distinguish what information came from a cabinet secretary and what came from brains behind rags like Tuko and Mpasho.

As he exits and in his place Cyrus Oguna is appointed, he has suggested that there be a better way of hiring staff and that the holder of that position be elevated to the level of a principal secretary.

In this era, the position of government spokesperson comes with many hurdles. With the likes of Dennis Itumbi always trying to be the first to break news on social media, the government has on numerous occasions found itself with egg on face and it is the government spokesperson that bears the grunt that comes with such mistakes.

Just like Kiraithe, Cyrus Oguna is coming from the disciplined services. But this is even bigger. He served in the military in high ranking positions and at one time was the face of Operation Linda Nchi.

As a soldier in Tanzania once told Pombe Magufuli, jeshi halishindwi! But this is State House. A house of chaos, so chaotic that only one president has lived in it for his entire two terms! Cyrus Oguna needs all the prayers he can get.

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The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App


The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The enslavement of Kenyans by mobile money lending apps is a huge problem, like climate change, that we know is coming, even as many close their eyes and plug their ears and pretend it is not.
This is a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. As the lending apps learn our fears and things we view as shameful, they are continually improving their debt collection methods and before we know it, the idea of not paying back the money you owe will be more dreadful than dangling your title deed at a Tanga Tanga rally. The people at the coast still do it, yes, but we all know those coastal title deeds are fake.

OPesa is a mobile money lending app that is arguably the app with the lowest Google Play ratings in Kenya. Oh, broke people hate that app. They use it but they hate it with passion.

The beginning of your relationship with OPesa, like any of the relationships you have been in in this country, is rosy. Your chances of getting the loan from them is almost guaranteed as long as you aren't a regular fixture in CRB excel sheet parties. But dare not read their terms and conditions to the last fullstop and you are doomed.

Someone gotta say it at this point, OPesa is an epidemic that continues to ravage the country with their ruthlessness. This is the only thing that we have all witnessed being way worse than the Shylocks of late 90s and early 2000s.

What these people do is text every number in your contact list telling them about your secret relationship with OPesa. This is devastating, especially for those Instagram stars whose only means of survival is people assuming that they are rich.

Just take a look at the reviews on the Play Store and understand what the scales of damage we are talking about here.
The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App


Hey, don't want your girlfriend to know about your lending habits? Get that app out of your phone, bud.

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If You Take Mobile Loans For A Living, Look For Another Job


If You Take Mobile Loans For A Living, Look For Another Job

There is nothing wrong with planning for the future. If you have been surviving by taking loans from mobile lending apps, yesterday was the best time to look for a job and the next best time is now.

With just two days to the conclusion of the Huduma Namba registration drive, there's believable talk that that number is bringing with it some 'small inconveniences' few had foreseen.

The sheer amount of information that number contains about you is no doubt helpful when you are seeking government services. The government knows everything about you so you won't spend half a day trying to convince a government receptionist that you are who you claim to be.

But have you thought of the landing apps my man? Oh, they are coming for you.

There's talk that these mobile lending apps are in overnight meetings with their lawyers trying to find loopholes that the Huduma Namba will come with. These loopholes they have sworn to exploit to the last drop of blood.

When the Huduma Namba has been integrated into the daily life of ordinary Kenyans you will, for sure, receive numerous of those "We have updated our terms and conditions" emails from your favorite mobile lending apps.

According to insiders of the industry we talked to, the whole plan is to use your Huduma Namba to retrieve information about you just in case you decide to default the loans.

We will witness cases of these apps threatening to email your employers about your bad lending habits. I mean, one of them already texts everyone in your contacts to remind you to pay.

Can you imagine if these people texted your Kalasinga boss asking him to pay what you owe? Aren't you getting fired?

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Tuesday, 14 May 2019

TSC To Hire 12,000 New Teachers This Year


TSC To Hire 12,000 New Teachers This Year
The government through the Teachers Service Commission has announced an ambitious plan to hire 12,000 new teachers every year for the next five years in an elaborate bid to curb shortages in public schools across the country.

The Teachers Service Commission in its recently released 2019-2023 Strategic Plan, says it will require a staggering total of Sh73.7 billion for the hiring of new teachers.

Sh16.4 billion will be needed each year for the next four years while the last year in the five year plan will require Sh8.1 billion from treasury.

According to a survey conducted by the Teachers Service Commission in June 2018,  the country is suffering a shortage of 96,345 teachers — 38,054 in primary and 58,291 in secondary schools. This has led to a huge Teacher:Student ratio.

The shortage in primary schools is declining due to continuous hiring by the state agency. This shortage has led to the hiring of more than 80,000 teachers by boards of management.

Some of the teachers hired by boards of management are not qualified leading to the watering down of quality of education in the country.

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More Than 5 Kikuyus Commit Suicide Every Day, Where Is The Problem?

More Than 5 Kikuyus Commit Suicide Every Day, Where Is The Problem?

The graveyards in Nyeri, Nyandarua and Kirinyaga counties are full of people who died as a result of taking their own lives. A shocking report by a regional newspaper paint a grim picture of the situation in Mt Kenya that requires urgent attention.

According to MT. KENYA STAR, at least four people commit suicide in Nyeri every passing day. At least one takes their own life in Kirinyaga.



A recent documentary by the British Broadcasting Corporation that focused on Nyandarua County also showed that many were taking their own lives in that region.
There has not been any official inquiry or a fact finding mission by government to determine the root cause of the problem. Kenyans on social media tried to decipher the situation by suggestion problems that could be ailing the region.








There are very few organizations addressing suicide in Kenya despite the rising number of incidences in the country.
Website;http://www.befrienderskenya.org/
Call +254736542304 or +254722178177**.** 
Email info@befrienderskenya.org

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