How Far Do You Travel To Get Laid? Twitter Remembers Crazy Sekscapades
In the search for that adrenaline fix or surrendering to your body's thirst, how far have you ever traveled to go get some? Twitter users reminisced the crazy distances and times they have traveled to get a nut. Hundreds of kilometers to doing 20 kilometers thrice, we look at why mind over body sometimes does not work.
It started from user @MediaMK sharing his memories:
Yenyewe growth is growth. Nilikuwa nakuja all the way to Karen for strokes 😂😂😂😂😂 foolishnessYenyewe growth is growth. Nilikuwa nakuja all the way to Karen for strokes 😂😂😂😂😂 foolishness— Social Experiment (@MediaMK) May 17, 2019
Then in solidarity, more users shared their stories:
About 7 years ago I went to Lamu by bus. 🤦🏾♀️ No flights available so that was the only option but I just haaaaad to go.— Patricia Kihoro (@Misskihoro) May 17, 2019
Overnight to Mombasa from Nai, then left Msa in the am, got to Mukowe Jetty at 5pm, boat took ten mins but had to wait for it to jaa and I didn’t want to take the show then coz it took longer. Worth it though. 😏 Lakini I tafutad a flight back. 25 ngwanyes one way to Nai. 🙆🏾♀️— Patricia Kihoro (@Misskihoro) May 17, 2019
Nimewahi toka kajiado to kitui alafu yengs akasema ananyesha 😭— Post MaloAn👑 (@SlimdZaddyKE) May 17, 2019
back in 2014 wen doin my masters in the uk took a flight to kenya just for strokes.dint even visit my folks while https://t.co/8yiu661tpI big siz was shook.actually im also shocked when i think bout it...— tabim.machira (@wachirafred12) May 17, 2019
I'm guessing you haven't done Nbi-Msa 😂— mwanaume.com (@MarigaThoithi) May 17, 2019
Heh. I even had an SA one planned but life saved me 😂
Yaani y'all went far 😂😂. Mimi ata sijui niseme.. I once did about 4 trips from tao to ngong rd.. Ngong rd to tao.. At 10 pm because the stroker who lived in ngong rd was not home yet na i had no place to chill so all i did was make those trips to and fro just to pass time.— Shee Thicc 😍 (@Ms_Mageria) May 17, 2019
Uko tu sawa brathe. Iko ninja najua alidrive from Nairobi to Malindi usiku— Allan Kevogo (@allanvogz) May 17, 2019
Mombasa to Kajiado ...Ati was a surprise. Mapenzi ya ujana.— The Fixer (@EdwinMaxwel) May 17, 2019
From Nairobi to Busia and she switched off phone when I arrived.— ___Glitch (@BorNNy_En) May 17, 2019
Some were definitely worth the trouble. As for others,...@Okwera10...ebu see.— Koki.🧸 (@koki_king7) May 18, 2019
I was going to say my Langata-Thika rd trips usiku wa manane lakini watu huku wanacatch flight...WUEH!😆
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