The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App


The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The enslavement of Kenyans by mobile money lending apps is a huge problem, like climate change, that we know is coming, even as many close their eyes and plug their ears and pretend it is not.
This is a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. As the lending apps learn our fears and things we view as shameful, they are continually improving their debt collection methods and before we know it, the idea of not paying back the money you owe will be more dreadful than dangling your title deed at a Tanga Tanga rally. The people at the coast still do it, yes, but we all know those coastal title deeds are fake.

OPesa is a mobile money lending app that is arguably the app with the lowest Google Play ratings in Kenya. Oh, broke people hate that app. They use it but they hate it with passion.

The beginning of your relationship with OPesa, like any of the relationships you have been in in this country, is rosy. Your chances of getting the loan from them is almost guaranteed as long as you aren't a regular fixture in CRB excel sheet parties. But dare not read their terms and conditions to the last fullstop and you are doomed.

Someone gotta say it at this point, OPesa is an epidemic that continues to ravage the country with their ruthlessness. This is the only thing that we have all witnessed being way worse than the Shylocks of late 90s and early 2000s.

What these people do is text every number in your contact list telling them about your secret relationship with OPesa. This is devastating, especially for those Instagram stars whose only means of survival is people assuming that they are rich.

Just take a look at the reviews on the Play Store and understand what the scales of damage we are talking about here.
The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is If You Uninstalled That OPesa App


Hey, don't want your girlfriend to know about your lending habits? Get that app out of your phone, bud.

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